Satire story: Van Halen Cancels Concert Tour; Wall Street And Stockmarket In Tailspin

Stockbrokers and commodities dealers were devastated by the news that an, earlier announcements stating, Van Halen would be doing a forty city tour this summer, was premature. Van Halen Cancels Concert Tour; Wall Street And Stockmarket In TailspinSatire about

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