Stories Archive by Month - January
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Chinese Year of The Rat: Beijing Jitters Over Gorgon Brown
Beijing - (Worse Ass Mess): Chinese officials gave UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown a tepid welcome today after state astrologers warned his pre-Year of the Rat visit bodes ill for a massive fraud he committed
Sean Hannity Loses Balls
Los Angeles, CA, (Celebrity Crier): Talk radio personality & right-wing media whore Sean Hannity was widely ridiculed for showing up at a Tony event here today with no balls.
England Football Manager Fabio Capello Arrested For Racketeering And Tax Evasion
Fabio Capello the son of a leading member of the notorious Sicilian Mafia is currently on bail after being held at a Prison in Turin for Match Fixing, Drug Distribution and for not declaring to
Hero Ba Pilot Removed Flying Helmet And Finished Cup of Tea
The British Airways pilot who saved the lives of 151 crew by bouncing his 150,000 ton Boeing 777 over Heathrow's perimeter fence, adjusted his cravat, finished his cup of tea and ejaculated, 'Dashed bumpy landing
Hicks And Gillette Admit Discussions With Obama
Liverpool FC's American owners, George Gillette and Tom Hicks have today revealed that they had recently spoken to a seemingly unknown football manager Barack Obama about the possibility of becoming manager.
Jamie Lynn Spears Elopes Overseas
Jamie Lynn Spears, star of teen nick's 'Zoey 101' and mum-to-be has been spotted travelling to Puerto Rico, South America with her child's daddy on new years.
Citibank To Sell Lemonade For 10 Cents A Glass
Wall Street, NY-- Despite 18 billion dollar write-downs for the quarter and massive worries concerning foreign bailouts amidst the credit crunch that threatens to plunge the nations economy into a dangerous recession, spirits at Citibank
"High School Musical 3" Star, Zac Efron, Hospitalized For Emergency Tummy Tuck, Hair Implants And Mighty Whitey Picasso Dental Veneers
Hollywood, California - A day after the Disney announcement that Zac Efron would be rejoining is co-stars for the sequel 'High School Musical 3', the 21-year-old entered into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for emergency plastic surgery.
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