Stories Archive by Month - January
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Sir Alex Admits To Drink Problem!
Sir Alex Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, admitted today in a tearful interview that he has a severe drink problem.
Littlehampton Wakes To Early Morning Wood
Following the sinking of a cargo ship off the Dorset Coast the people of the tiny English hamlet of Littlehampton have been flocking to the shore with a hands-on approach to looting whatever has been
Middle School Science Teacher Designs Curriculum Around Fire And Flatulence Has Student's Undivided Attention
Middle school Science teacher, Pandora Boxer has her 8th grade student's undivided attention. Reports say this unconventional, veteran teacher has tapped into her student's natural proclivity to burn things and fart.
Bbc Want Tv Owners To Sit Test Before Issuing License
Not only is there a license required to watch TV in the UK - The BBC are now requesting that the government introduce a TV Test before the license is issued - meaning more cost
Britains Worst Paedophile Released Again In Second Blunder
Britain's most wanted paedophile, arrested yesterday In Hove, has once again been released in error by police in what is being described as the second worst blunder in police history.
Lohan Sentenced To Swabbing Morgue Corpses
California - (DUI Mess): The community service part of Lindsay Lohan's DUI sentence begins next week and will see the Mean Girls star work two days a week swabbing down corpses at the LA District
Miami Dolphins New Name: Mahi Mahi
Miami, Florida (IP) - Years ago there was a show about a smart Dolphin on television called 'Flipper'. Flipper was a cute mammal which could perform numerous tricks and on almost every episode he managed
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Your learning may give you cause to grieve today as you are unable to stop local flooding using trigonometry alone....
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