Stories Archive by Month - January
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Radon Causes Tobacco Cancer Not Nicotine
Saint Leo, Florida (IPP) - An independently wealthy Indian artifacts collector from Florida has stumbled onto a closely guarded corporate and government secret about the real cause of cancer as it relates to tobacco use.
Bush Proposes Tax Cuts For Rich, Republicans, And Heterosexuals
WASHINGTON, DC - U.S. President George W. Bush, leader of the free-world and defender of all that is holy, proposed a near $700 billion legislation package Friday, in hopes of bolstering the American economy and
Rush Limbaugh To Receive 'Reverse Lobotomy'
Veterinary Neurological Center, Phoenix , AZ : Dr. I. D. Plummer, D.V.M, of this institution has agreed to attempt a daring operation on hate radio personality and pioneer Rush Limbaugh. Dr. Plummer, a renowned animal
Mily Cyrus Hides In Closet And Burglary Suspect George Bush Joins Her
WEST JORDAN, Utah (TheSpoof) - When the victim of a break-in jumped in her closet to hide from burglars, the last thing she expected was company.
Pets Able To Speak Human Languages
Melbourne, Florida (IPP) - A science team composed of a brother and sister who specialize in animal behavior have made an astounding discovery about how animals behave outside the presence of their human masters.
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