Stories Archive by Month - January
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
How About John Kerry For A Presidential Candidate? By John Kerry
A guest columnist suggests a nominee we may not have thought of.
Trailer Review: Cloverfield
Last week's trailer (Dungeon Siege) provides a good starting point for my plan to go see the movie for every trailer I review. If I can endure an Uwe Boll film, then I can endure
New Footage of Tom Cruise?s Scientology Rally
Yet again, TNOYF reporters have uncovered a tape that suggests we’re not getting the entire story from the mainstream media.
This is footage of a recent Scientology rally with Tom Cruise.
Ellen Degeneres Declares Tv Unsafe
Ellen DeGeneres on her show tells a shocked audience that Television in Britain is unsafe. She says that live television programs are misguiding children and adults, when people identify television programs as part of an
German Social Services Take Bi-polar Bear Cub From Mom
Nuremberg, Germany - (Reuterus): Social service have intervened in the controversy of baby Flocke the bi-polar bear cub whose mother was recently branded a negligent old slag by Nuremberg Zoo officials.
Mr. President, Please Don't Stimulate Us
NOTE: ScrappleFace editor Scott Ott writes columns at Townhall.com, here's a glimpse of his latest, and a link to read more...
Expect bi-partisan support of a new "emergency economic stimulus package", proposed by President George Bush
Spongebob Named In Paris Hilton Paternity Lawsuit
New York, NY - Investigators are combing over court papers where Paris Hilton is naming SpongeBob as the father of her unborn baby.
Virgo horoscope
The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......
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