Stories Archive by Month - January
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Patriot Qb Tom Brady Spotted In Full-body Cast
(2008-01-26) -- Just eight days before the Super Bowl, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady has reportedly been seen "hobbling along" in a full-body cast.
Previous speculation that Mr. Brady had a sprained ankle may
Ron Paul Quits
Ron Paul, the Republican presidential candidate, announced today that he's withdrawing from the race. The announcement sparked a blizzard of news coverage far greater than any coverage of Paul's campaign efforts. Paul denied that he
Roddick Miffed By 'Sub-prime' Federer Jibe
Flushing Meadows - (Grand Slam Mess): US Tennis number three seed Andy Roddick hit back at Australian Men's Open slurs that he has become a 'sub-prime liability' to his financial sponsors American Excess.
Two Bearded Dragons Rescued From Texas Home
Reports from Texas claim that two bearded dragons have been rescued from an old folks retirement home in Harrison County.
President Mccain's Victory Coalition
NOTE: ScrappleFace editor Scott Ott writes columns at Townhall.com. Here’s a glimpse of his latest, and a link to read more…
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by Scott Ott for Townhall.com
If John McCain
Davos Rocked By Kerviel's Putin Links
Switzerland - (Zurich Gnome Mess): The annual Davos ecomonic forum has been rocked by reports that rogue SocGen trader Jerome Kerviel was in charge of managing Russian President Vladimir Sputum's burgeoning $20 billion retirement warchest.
Al Gore Lists "Fudgie The Whale" As Endangered
Speaking recently before a group of environmentalists, Al Gore mentioned the Carvel Ice Cream cake 'Fudgie the Whale' as listed on a prominent endangered species list. Gore had heard that patrons of Carvel's often use
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