Stories Archive by Month - January
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College Hoops Droop Without Dick, Season Canceled
The remainder of the 2007-08 college basketball season was canceled on Saturday after a committee of coaches, players, fans and NCAA officials deemed sportscaster Dick Vitale's absence due to recent throat surgery too much to
Mike Huckabee Wins Key Florida Endorsement
Florida- This week Drag Performer RuPaul threw her/his support to Mike Huckabee's Republican presidential bid. "I believe Mike Huckabee is the best of several fine candidates to lead America," the Drag
Hillary Clinton Breaks Nascar Speed Record Leaving South Carolina
Unconfirmed sources report that Sen. Hillary Clinton has smashed the Nascar speed record set by Bill Elliot in 1987. Clinton set the new mark while fleeing South Carolina after early returns
Has Whirling Paris Hilton Embraced Sufism?
Los Angeles - Gossip abounds in Beverly Hills that singer, socialite, actress, reality television star, and tabletop dancer Paris Hilton may have embraced Sufism the ancient mystical branch of Islam during her time in Jail.
007 To Be Carbon Neutral In New Film
The new Bond film is breaking new ground in many ways. Not content with making Bond gay, the producers have made another important change to 007's behaviour - h...
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