Stories Archive by Month - January
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Mythbuster Adam Savage Quits To Join Cast of Smash Lab
(Ucs Television News) The Discovery Channel announced today That Mythbusters co-host Adam Savage has resigned from the popular and long running program. According to Discovery, Savage has accepted a 5 year
Paris Hilton: "Death To The Pooparazzi!"
Curiously famous socialite Paris Hilton has struck a blow against the paparazzi who incessantly hound her and her famous friends such as Britney Spears. The glamour girl appeared outside a hotel yesterday and immediately threw
President Bush: Leave Britney Alone
President Bush defended his new White House Press Secretary today against what he called \'unwarrantless criticism\' from writers at TheSpoof.com website.
Ucs Trend Report #473: Giuliani Gambles : Huckabee Stumbles : Stimulating Debate : Gop Tax Cuts Again!?
Bill Clinton : Trending Down
Ex-Presidential attack dog?
Who can pull Bills chain? Jimmy Carter?
Republicans : Tending Down
Same solution to every problem - Tax cuts
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President Bush Remains Mute Throughout 2008 State of The Union Address
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorWashington, D.C., January 28, 2008In a surprise development that some pundits are already terming “unprecedented”, President George W. Bush, who was scheduled to deliver his final State
700-megahertz Wireless Spectrum Overshadows Other Government Auctions
(Washington) Ucs News: While the focus is on AT&T, Verizon and Google as the battle for key beach front property of the digital spectrum, other critical auctions are ignored. Among items
Scientology Issues Statement Condemning Anonymous
Los Angeles,CA (Rotters) - In a tersely worded statement at the Los Angeles Church of Scientology, spokesperson Tom Cruise today announced that the Church of Scientology would be pursuing
Jealously Flares Between Hsm Besties Vanessa And Ashley
Best friends from High School Musical and High School Musical 2 fame, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale were all smiles as they together attended an event with Zac Efron, but what was really going on?...
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