Stories Archive by Month - January
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Local Dad Wins Baby Fantasy League For Fourth Straight Year
In a stunning upset, David McIntire won his neighborhood fantasy fatherhood league for an unprecedented fourth straight year when his backup infant, three-month-old Michaela Reed, tracked an object with her eyes, showed clear signs of
Socialists Strike Continues
The Socialist Party of Great Britain has ordered its members to go on strike, in order to protest about the fact that they received only 500 votes in the last general election.
Their spokesman, Mr Waaaank,
Elton John Claims He's Not Gay, But Just Has A Really Bad Head Cold
Popular songwriter and performer, Elton John, claims he's made a startling discovery that could change his life.
The pop legend has been on top of the recording charts for over 27 of the last 40
"Does My Bomb Look Big In This?"
Al Quaeda has trained non-Arabic female terrorists to carry out attacks in the west. The news has been released by MI5 leaders in a bid to maintain vigilance.
The women are thought to be 'clean skins'.
Company Develops Game Controller For Everyday Tasks
Cupertino, CA - People playing video games may have tremendous map-reading skills, but they're beginning to lose basic muscle coordination for the simplest of tasks like pushing elevator buttons or driving a car. Cybercontrol, a
Apple Tablet Islate Viewed By Biblical Prophet Moses
Apple Inc. was the target of comments made this past weekend by biblical prophet Moses, back from the dead. A crowd of New Yorkers was startled to see the ancient celebrity holding a press conference
Funny stories and jokes about Apple computers, Macs, iPhones and iPads
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Funny stories and jokes about Apple computers, Macs, iPhones and iPads
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Added: 25 January 2010
Boehner Wins Pissing Contest, Limbaugh Second
House Republican Leader, John (Man-Tan) Boehner (R-Ohio), came out on top in the Republican Party's annual pissing contest. Dubbed "Pee for Democracy," the contest has been waged every year since 1980 when Ronald Reagan outdistanced
Study Claims: Scottish Men Need To Have Sex More Often, And Better Yet, With Each Other!
The Royal Society for Independent Studies on Sexual Attitudes commended Scottish men for safe sex practices. In fact, these practices have set the standard for most of Europe and the rest of the world today.
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