Stories Archive by Month - January

Vatican City-- There's a new monster on the world stage tonight, and it's someone that everybody knows. Pope Benedict XVI gave a stunning speech from the papal balcony declaring in his heavy German accent: "Vatican

After seeing the video that GM put into its official debut of the CTS-V coupe at the Detroit auto show this past week, I feel I must comment on GM's decision to make such

Local man Terry Hutchins, 34 who is said to have an I.Q of 300 has today finished a death ray he had been working on since he was 12. The death ray witch is said

Portsmouth - A local man took delivery yesterday for what he thought was a new double-wide refrigerator but was two port-a-loos delivered to his house by mistake. Gino Paletta was home preoccupied with his drinking and

The recent approval by Hawaiian legislators clearing the way for same sex marriages, also removed the last obstacle keeping government officials from releasing a true copy of President Barry Obama's birth certificate. President Obama, sensitive to...

The Republic Of Ireland stands to reap massive benefits from the harvesting of Loconappa seaweed, which has recently been discovered to possess similar characteristics to marijuana when smoked. Loconappa grows in abundance all around the Irish

Eldridge Weimer liked to get drunk and raise hell as often as he could. Weimer was also considered the 'meanest man in town'! Some say he inherited his meaness, others say it was his way of

London - (Carpet Burns Night): The really moronic-looking geriatric western dumb blond female suicide bomber - modelled on JK Rowling's looks - could be on her way to blow up Tescos on the Isle of