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The Pope - is there anything he can do that God isn't likely to punish him for? I don't know - and perhaps that seems like editorialising. Because it is. Welcome to the Vatican, we got fun and games! Goooo God with that wacky sense of humour (humor? Is God American?)

These days The Pope and the rest of the Vatican really is losing all sense of perspective and humour - simultaneously! How very 21st Century! Anyway, this Irish/Italian Pope guy seems nice enough, he apologises for this and that. And then covers up for paedophile priests and refuses to release the details to the police. Ho-hum. The Vatican isn't formally even recognised as a true country or state by most of the world, and we seem to be giving these guys a really easy time just because they "believe" in something that can't be seen, photographed, filmed, or (let's be honest) experienced in any way at all. Faith? Yeah, right - I have faith that there's an awful lot of law-breaking going on that your God would have something to say about

It seems that no-one is safe from the wrath of Muslims these days, especially foolish Pope type people who decide it's a really good idea to side-swipe an entire populace with dumb remarks about Islam and the Islamic people. I guess whilst we in the West continue to bring up things about warmongering, how "Islam" is a language of terrorism, and so on, these things are just going to continue bating the ire of Muslims and other Islamic folk. Everyone worships the same God, people. Have a sense of humour!

Until then, the satire and parody writers will knock themselves out with funny story after stories and we have the following batch of parody stories to tell you about:
Pope/bear Hybrid Found In Vatican Toilets

Pope/bear Hybrid Found In Vatican Toilets

Papa-Ursus is worlds first creature to combine both papal and ursine DNA.

 News Biscuit
Added: 02 April 2011
Capello To Boo All Future Renditions of 'God Save The Queen.'

Capello To Boo All Future Renditions of 'God Save The Queen.'

England coach Fabio Capello has vowed to boo 'God Save the Queen' at all future football Internationals after captain John Terry revealed the Welsh fans doing so before their Euro 2012 qualifier had instilled the

 The Spoof
Added: 29 March 2011
Japanese Tsunami Victims Were Killed/saved By Good God/bad God, Claim Religious Lunatics

Japanese Tsunami Victims Were Killed/saved By Good God/bad God, Claim Religious Lunatics

Religious lunatics across the world are already claiming the devastating tsunami that struck Japan this morning has demonstrated God's vengeance in claiming dozens of lives, or God's grace in saving thousands more.

 NewsThump
Added: 15 March 2011
Pope Tells Altar Boys To "Get The Flock Out of Here"

Pope Tells Altar Boys To "Get The Flock Out of Here"

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 Daily Discord
Added: 13 March 2011
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God Admits 'I'm An Atheist'

The Good Lord God has finally admitted to being an atheist. Speaking at a city luncheon earlier today the Creator appeared to have what witnesses were calling a 'breakdown', in front of a room full of

 The Spoof
Added: 10 March 2011
Pope Benedict To Bless Stephen Ireland's Fish Tank On Papal Visit

Pope Benedict To Bless Stephen Ireland's Fish Tank On Papal Visit

Pope Benedict XVI may be granted the opportunity to undertake an official visit to Stephen Ireland as early as 2012 according to sources in Rome. The Vatican has made no announcement about a trip to Stephen

 The Spoof
Added: 09 March 2011
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In Search of The "God Particle" Lhc Finds Something Completely Different

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 Daily Discord
Added: 01 March 2011
"Everybody Must Get Stoned!" Declares Pope Benedict Xvi

"Everybody Must Get Stoned!" Declares Pope Benedict Xvi

Vatican City- Pope Benedict XVI made an unusual declaration from the papal balcony overlooking Saint Peter's Square today. The pontiff was in a very cheerful mood as he gazed out over the crowd.

 The Spoof
Added: 25 February 2011

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