Stories Archive by Month - January

Ygor Ekaterinenbogov, star of myriad Hollywood horror movies, usually playing the part of the hunchbacked assistant to a deranged scientist, a body snatcher, or a Cathedral campanologist today expressed in no uncertain terms his deeply

A Reeling President O'Bomba is said to be reconstructing the Spoof Spin Team that duped a Nation with promises of "change" and posted him a victory in the 2008 cavalcade to the White House. Broken

HUNTINGTON, West Virginia - Comedian, and I use the word loosely, Andy Dick, has once again been arrested. This time the twit was arrested at The Rumsfeld Rum Rumor Comedy Club for allegedly fondling the bartender,

American Bart Tryshit has been hunting Haggis in the highlands of Scotland even although he has been repeatedly told that there is no such creature as the haggis. Haggis is actually a scottish dish served up

Normally animal rights activists gather to protest abuse of animals. But on this chilly January day in the Twin Cities, near the University of Minnesota campus, seventeen sheep are gathered outside a hotel where the

Police in Baghdad and West Bromwich simultaneously released statements today to declare Tiger Woods innocent of all or any suspicion of conducting extra-marital affairs within their city limits. Following a month long investigation, police and...

Taking advantage of the recent Supreme Court ruling affirming that corporations have all the rights of individuals, Aetna Insurance and News Corp were married in small, private ceremony at the Hamptons estate of musician Billy

The new television series of Freaky Eaters is to feature a 24 year old man from Haiti who was found alive in the rubble of the Napoli Inn Hotel eleven days after the Haiti earthquake. Wismond