Stories Archive by Month - January

Jean Merilyn Simmons, OBE, was a really beautiful, talented English actress. She died on the 22nd of January 2010 at the age of 80. She was not related to Gene long tongue Simmons of the

London - (Illuminati Mess): Was he really Prince Philip's smack addict bastard son? And is that why his mysterious 'suicide' death has now been covered up until at least 2080? This weekend Metropolitan Police sources are

An expert in such things has concluded that the Haitian earthquake which devastated the Caribbean country was as a result of Mother Nature not taking too kindly to the inhabitants dislike of her favourite drink. "If

Andy Dick was arrested in West Virginia during a comedy club booking when his sick brand of humor went a bit too far for authorities in a state not noted for putting up with rampant

President Barrack Obama abruptly switched political parties Monday, stating that he can no longer support the racist policies of his former Democratic colleagues. The announcement comes just days after Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid(Drunk-Ari...

Following news here that the English town of Basildon is to be used as a nuclear testing site, the Scottish town of Airdrie also became the victim of mass destruction and damage when an earthquake

A number of Hollywood stars have been advising President Obama how to reduce health care costs. The saneness of their advice is inversely proportional to the size of their campaign contributions to the Democratic Party

(Washington D.C.) Former Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin announced her plans to pursue campaign finance reform. Following the "outrageous" Supreme court ruling Palin stated "The Roberts court has ruled well beyond