Stories Archive by Month - February

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Hubble Space Telescope Loses 'EYE'

Hubble Space Telescope Loses 'EYE'

CAPE CANAVERAL> NOAA reported today that it's only "down-looking" telescope on Hubble, ...the one that looks back at the earth, not space, has gone dead.

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 31 January 2007
Happy Birthday, Kid!

Happy Birthday, Kid!

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 Bongo News
Added: 30 January 2007
Robert Gates: A New Defense Secretary But Same Tired Rhetoric

Robert Gates: A New Defense Secretary But Same Tired Rhetoric

(WASHINGTON, Ucs News) - A congressional rebuke of President Bush's troop buildup in Iraq would undercut American commanders in a way that "emboldens the enemy," Defense Secretary Robert Gates says. Gates

Prescott's Visit To Burger King Overshadowed By Race Row

Prescott's Visit To Burger King Overshadowed By Race Row

I mean really, is this news?

 DeadBrain
Added: 30 January 2007
What Are Victoria Beckham And Katie Holmes Discussing?

What Are Victoria Beckham And Katie Holmes Discussing?

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 The Chortler
Added: 30 January 2007
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Penis Envy

London - (ReUterus): Scientists unravelling the complexities of what attracts wannabe porno novelists to the mysteries of internet comedy writing have found a link between the male brain's pleasure center, alcohol and symptoms of penis

 unknown link
 The Spoof
Added: 30 January 2007
Iranian President Apprehended In Massive Iraqi/american Combined Raid In Baghdad

Iranian President Apprehended In Massive Iraqi/american Combined Raid In Baghdad

Baghdad, Iraq (APE) - Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was taken into American custody after a raid yesterday on an Iraqi government minister's compound in Baghdad. The raid was a

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 30 January 2007
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Pc Weenies: The Natives

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 BBSpot
Added: 30 January 2007


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