Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - satire links and funny stories
Ah, good old Bob "Robert" Pattinson. No-one really knows who he is but he's certainly landed on his feet after a good show playing Harry Potter's "Goblet of Fire" nemesis thing as Cedric Diggory. Since then, Pattison has been found mostly playing Vampire type things in Twilight and becoming an extraordinarily popular pin up for teenage and above ladies. And probably gents.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
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Kristen Stewart To Quit Acting
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Twilight starlet Kristen Stewart seems about all set to quit the acting business and relocate to Australia, if her hairdresser, Tinky Winky Van Der Snoot is to be believed.
Tinky Winky explained
Royal Wedding - Prince Harry - Who's The Daddy?
In a shameful display of guttersnipe journalism at the very nadir of good taste - there are certain dirty minded bastards who have started to question who good Prince Harry's real father is.
The problem has
Selena Gomez And Kim Kardashian Entertain Justin Bieber In A Field While Robert Pattinson Looks On From Behind A Hedge
MULHOLLAND DRIVE - Teen TV idol Selena Gomez along with renowned clothes horse and virtual reality TV starlet Kim Kardashian were reported tonight to have spent an inordinate amount of time pandering to the whims
Heidi Montag And The "Bachelor" Brad Womack Caught "Tongue Fu Diving" At Rob Pattinson's "Twilight" Party
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The star of the Twilight movies Rob Pattinson recently threw a "Twilight" party for several dozen of his best friends and one of those friends was Heidi Montag.
Montag has recently taken somewhat
Rachel Hunter To Release A Song Not About Rod Stewart
Rachel Hunter, model and former wife of Rod Stewart is to release the song she wrote back in 1990 but was too embarrassed to release at the time.
Entitled Enough Already, YES I think You're Sexy
William And Harry Insist One Eyebrow Alopecia Is Hereditary
Princes William and Harry have resurfaced following the weekend's stag do to insist that one eyebrow Alopecia is a genetic problem that runs in their family.
Harry Redknapp In Schedule Blooper
In breaking sports headlines, it has just been announced that Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp will not be making a media appearance of any kind this coming Tuesday.
Harry, 39, from Bristol, has made either a
Guy Making Japan Jokes Beaten Up
BIRMINGHAM, ENG. & TOKYO - As the aftermath of the Japan earthquake/tsunami is re-assessed, one week one, one giant asshole has been brutally attacked for making stupid jokes.
Robert Smith, 16, is a prolific 'joker' who
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