Stories Archive by Month - February

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George Bush At Coretta Scott King's Funeral: Black Folks Still Love Me!

George Bush At Coretta Scott King's Funeral: "Black Folks Still Love Me!"

Looking much like a man who mistakenly wandered into the wrong movie, but was gamely determined not to ruin the scene, George W. Bush attended the New Birth Missionary...

Fox Cancels Cartoon Series About Mohammed

Fox Cancels Cartoon Series About Mohammed

NEW YORK — Despite earning high ratings with its new show, the Fox Network has cancelled the animated comedy series, My Little Mohammed...

 Bongo News
Added: 09 February 2006
Playboy University Enrolls First Class of Coeds

Playboy University Enrolls First Class of Coeds

Donna Perkowski is not your typical college freshman. This 21 year old coed already has a résumé stacked with work experience and accomplishments...

 Avantnews
Added: 09 February 2006
Low-fat Debunked, Scientists Back Low-vitamin Diet

Low-fat Debunked, Scientists Back Low-vitamin Diet

In the wake of a $415 million study of 49,000 women showing that a low-fat diet will not prevent, or even reduce the risk, of heart disease and cancer, nutrition experts today said...

 Scrapple Face
Added: 09 February 2006
Young People Forgoing College And Getting Bums On The Streets For Personal Tutors To Save Money On Exorbitant Tuition

Young People Forgoing College And Getting Bums On The Streets For Personal Tutors To Save Money On Exorbitant Tuition

Students across the country are quiting college and hiring winos and homeless bums for tutors who offer more bang for the buck...

 Melting Clock Times
Added: 09 February 2006
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The Award For Best Award Show Goes To:

Los Angeles - Hollywood insiders were trying to predict who would come home with the Award for Best Award Show tonight. Never have so many envelopes been ripped open with such anticipation. Would it be

 Broken Newz
Added: 09 February 2006
Bird Discharges On Katie Couric

Bird Discharges On Katie Couric

Today show host Katie Couric got an unfriendly welcome while in Milan, Italy this morning to cover the start of the Winter Olympics...

 The Chortler
Added: 09 February 2006
Dean: Rove Plans Bush Failures To Embarrass Dems

Dean: Rove Plans Bush Failures To Embarrass Dems

Democrat National Committee (DNC) Chairman Howard Dean today accused White House Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove of engineering a series of Bush administration failures and scandals in order to highlight the Democrat...

 Scrapple Face
Added: 09 February 2006


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