Stories Archive by Month - February
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Atheist Cartoons Fail To Incite Violence
ATLANTA, Georgia - Intending to capitalize on the fervor generated by the 12 Danish cartoons satirizing the prophet Mohammed, a fundamentalist Christian group has published its own set of cartoons lampooning atheism...
Rush Limbaugh Volunteers For Iraq Tour of Duty
Rush Limbaugh, the well-known syndicated right-wing radio "dissonance-jockey" and top cheerleader for the ongoing Iraq war, has volunteered to serve an initial...
Driving Around With Britney Spears, As Told By Sean Preston Federline
Since I have already developed a larger vocabulary than either of my parents...
US To Use Spiritual Warfare To Combat Terror
WASHINGTON − U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced today the appointment of twenty new translators to its language translation program, a key tool in its fight against terrorist acts against the United States. Stating that...
Bush And Cheney To Star In Brokeback Mountain Sequel
WASHINGTON, DC — White House spokesman, Scott McClellan, has confirmed that President George Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney will co-star...
Al Gore Invents Global Warming
Thank you for coming to watch my movie and listen to me today. I have made a series of inventions that have changed life as we know it...
Mice Delighted At Bird Flu Vaccine
Mice researchers are said to be delighted that a vaccine has been found for bird flu...
Pisces horoscope
Your learning may give you cause to grieve today as you are unable to stop local flooding using trigonometry alone....
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