Stories Archive by Month - February
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War On Terror And Domestic Spying = A Bush Bust
Washington, DC (APE) - The White House today stated that the president would be on the road again promoting his domestic spying and stealth governing programs. The tour will likely...
Procrastination Study Due Out Next Week
CHICAGO, Illinois − A five and half year study into the causes of American's procrastinative habits is finally due for release next week. After failing to meet the previous report deadlines of January 2002, March...
Rubik's Cube Sued Over 'Sleepless Nights'
It is a challenging, perplexing puzzle that has bamboozled many people worldwide. The concept is very simple; a cube split up into coloured squares, which can be moved around - but are hard to arrange...
The Angry Albertan
Well, Stephen, it didn't take long for you to forget the grass roots, did it? You weren't even sworn in before you sold out the people who brought you to the office of Primer Minister...
Seahawks Invite Aretha Franklin For Defensive Tackle Tryout
The Seattle Seahawks, losers of Super Bowl XL, have offered aging pop diva Aretha Franklin a tryout for a defensive line position, NFL insiders said yesterday...
Spielberg Hails The Election of Hamas
LOS ANGELES — Flush with success from his controversial Israel-bashing movie, Munich, being nominated for five Academy Awards...
Paris Hilton Has Restraining Order Issued Against Her
Paris Hilton has been ordered by a California court to stay away from an event producer who claims that the party princess harassed and threatened him...
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