Stories Archive by Month - February
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Global Warming Highest Since 9th Century A.D.
Matthew writes: Scientists have confirmed, through a number of various techniques, that mean temperatures in the Northern Hemisphere are the highest since 900 A.D. Researchers at the University of East Anglia explained...
George W. Bush Drops A Bomb On Los Angeles
United States President George W. Bush, apparently stung by criticism over his Warrentless Massive Domestic Spying Program, has released details of a foiled al...
Grover Norquist Drowns In Bathtub
Washington, D.C. Americans for Tax Reform head Grover Norquist reportedly drowned in his bathtub last Thursday in a freak accident that some witnesses describe as...
Syrian Cartoon Claims Lindsay Lohan Muslim. U.S. Six-year Olds Riot!
(New York, NY) Syrian United Nations Ambassador Imad Moustapha was quick to say "how does it feel when the Persian slipper is on the other foot" after a group of...
Why The White House Doesn't Want People To See The Bush Abramoff Photos
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Weighing At Your Local Restaurant?
A well known restaurant chain in the United States has become so conscious of projecting a healthy image that it has started weighing it's customers to obtain positive information they can take to market in...
Anthropologists Discover First Gay Man
OLDUVAI GORGE, Tanzania — An archaeological team from the University of Missouri has discovered the remains of what some believe was the first Gay Man...
Google WTF Search Delivers
Mountain View, CA. Nearly everyone has misplaced their keys, wallet or cell phone. Everyone has had at least one sock come up missing after...
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