Stories Archive by Month - February

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NSA Wiretap Program Uses Innovative Router-sniffing Spy Dogs

NSA Wiretap Program Uses Innovative Router-sniffing Spy Dogs

Maryland, August 12, 2006. With all the controversy surrounding President Bush's illegal NSA (National Security Agency) wiretap surveillance program, some of the benefits and the remarkable...

 Avantnews
Added: 11 February 2006
Britney Spears' Driving

Britney Spears' Driving

The controversy surrounding Britney Spears driving a car with her baby son Sean Preston seated on her lap has refused to die down...

George W. Bush Discovers New Energy Source

George W. Bush Discovers New Energy Source

(UCS News:Alaska) Unconfirmed sources report the Bush administration has found a promising new alternative energy source. In the past the Bush administration focused its energy policy on drilling for oil...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 11 February 2006
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Injured Soldier Forced To Pay $56,563.02 For Missing Humvee Will Get Refund

(CHARLESTON, W.Va. (UCS)- A former soldier injured in Iraq is getting a refund after being forced to pay for his Humvee officials said Wednesday. First Lt. William "Eddie" Rebrook IV, 25, had...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 11 February 2006
Post-mortem "In Yo Face" Criticism of President George Bush By Coretta Scott King

Post-mortem "In Yo Face" Criticism of President George Bush By Coretta Scott King

In what many report to be an unprecedented and nearly unimaginable event, President Bush heard real-time criticism of his policies, both domestic and international, while sitting in a front-row seat at a funeral service for...

Britney Spears And Michael Jackson To Write Parenting Book

Britney Spears And Michael Jackson To Write Parenting Book

(New York--NY) The Time-Warner center was packed with journalists as Time-Warner CEO Richard Parsons, no relation to Alan, announced, with both Britney Spears and Michael Jackson present, that Time-Warner Books...

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Best of Slashnot! Contributors

Matthew writes: The Best of SlashNOT! is now availalbe from iUniverse Press (annoying permanent ad coming soon...)Did your post make the cut to show up in print? Click more to read the list of

 Slashnot
Added: 11 February 2006
President Bush Gives Presidential Medal of Freedom To James Frey

President Bush Gives Presidential Medal of Freedom To James Frey

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President George W. Bush recently concluded a ceremony awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom to James Frey...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 11 February 2006


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