Stories Archive by Month - February
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Conservatives Provide Open, Accountable Government For Minus 17 Minutes
Fatigued from 12 plus years of Liberal rule, Stephen Harper and his Conservative Party won power on January 23 by promising Canadians change...
Law Firm Patents The Wheel
NEW YORK - The wheel was invented in 5322 BC by a Mesopotamian named Fyuj Nool. Last week, the New York law firm...
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Intelligence Agency Finds Intelligent Designer
The World Intelligence Agency announced today that they've finally found the mysterious 'Intelligent Designer' - the one responsible for the creation of mankind and the entire universe...
Last Studebaker Agency Closes
HAWGS WALLER, West Virginia - "Yep, jus sold the last one. Guess I'm jus gonna close and retire," said Ben DeWayne...
Using 9/11, Bush Decides To Be President For Next 750 Years
WASHINGTON, DC, February 9, 2756 — My fellow Amero-Earthlings. When terrorists struck on September 11, 2001, they carried a message...
Millions of Americans Riot At News of Paris Hilton Cartoons
NEW YORK: An innocuous series of newspaper cartoons in Iran depicting Hollywood stars in comical poses has unleashed a storm of protest across America. Millions crowded the streets of cities across the nation chanting...
Double Oops! - Bush Live Mike Incident Was Staged
Cambridge, MD (Rotters) - The eavesdropping tables that were originally felt to be turned accidentally on President Bush on Friday, have apparently been turned again when it was revealed today...
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