Stories Archive by Month - February
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Iraq War Body Count Out Paced By Abramoff Indictments:
(UCS NEWs:Washington D.C.) This week the number of Republican politicians entangled in the Jack Abramoff corruption case has accelerated past the number of Americans killed in the Iraq War. In...
The Real State of The Union Speech Bush Wanted To Give
Mr. Speaker, Vice President Cheney, Members of Congress, Members of the Supreme Court and diplomatic corps, distinguished guests...
Al Qaeda Files Islamic Chapter 11 .. America Finally Safe?
REUTERS (AP) - Bank of Baghdad announced that Al Qaeda has filed for Chapter 11 Islamic bankruptcy protection. Bin Laden has apparently 'run out of funds' and, unable, as of yet to successfully launch a...
Pelosi: Reporters Violated Bush Privacy Rights
Democrats in Congress called for an investigation today of journalists who secretly eavesdropped on President George Bush when his microphone was accidentally left on during a private conversation with Republican lawmakers Friday...
George Bush To Make An Appearance On Monster Garage
White House Assistant Chief of Staff Karl Rove today confirmed that President Bush will be...
Uzi Machine Gun Maker Sues Nascar Driver
TEL AVIV — Uzi, the manufacturer of the world's most popular machine gun, announced today that it is suing NASCAR race car...
Abu Hamza In "JK Rowling Recruited Me" Shock Horror
HMP Belmarsh, London; Saturday 11 February 2006 - (Rioters)...
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