Stories Archive by Month - February

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Swiss Sex Sweeps Sex Toy Industry

British inventor launches what the press has dubbed 'the Swiss Army Knife of sex toys'...

 Utterpants
Added: 23 February 2006
White House Admits Secret Deal On Uae Takeover of American Ports

White House Admits Secret Deal On Uae Takeover of American Ports

Washington, DC (Rotters) - An anonymous White House source today admitted that documentation uncovered by the press did indeed reveal a secret agreement between the Bush administration and Dubai Port World...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 23 February 2006
Is It Time To Reconsider Slavery?

Is It Time To Reconsider Slavery?

A conservative research institute has called for the American government to reconsider slavery as labor management reform. It argues that slavery has received poor publicity recently, but is a viable and efficient use of...

 Brainsnap
Added: 23 February 2006
Bush: Port Deal Provides Scapegoat In Terror Attack

Bush: Port Deal Provides Scapegoat In Terror Attack

President George Bush today defended his administration?s support of a deal to let Dubai Ports World, a state-owned company based in the United Arab Emirates (UAE), manage six major U.S. sea ports, saying...

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Additional Abu Ghraib Images Surface

By Raoul Thibodeaux, Avant News Staff WriterWashington, DC, November 2, 2006Just days before the U.S. midterm elections, previously unpublished images of abuse of Iraqi prisoners inside the U.S.-run Abu Ghraib prison near...

 Avantnews
Added: 23 February 2006
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Energy Researchers Fed, Clothed, And Taught To Dance

Matthew writes: Department of Energy Officials restored funding to a renewable energy lab in Colorado upon finding out that the President would be visiting. DOE Secretary Bodman explains...

 Slashnot
Added: 22 February 2006
President George W. Bush Mistakes Iroc Racing With Iraq

President George W. Bush Mistakes Iroc Racing With Iraq

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the weekend, administration security officials briefed President Bush about Iranian involvement in what the President thought was Iraq. As a result of the briefings, the President...

Toyota Unveils Solyent Green Hybrids

Toyota Unveils Solyent Green Hybrids

TOKYO, Japan − Faced with mounting worldwide fuel expenses and demands from drivers for more environmentally conscience cars, Japanese automaker, Toyota, has taken the global lead in the latest move toward developing clean-burning, “Green” technologi...

 The Spoof
Added: 22 February 2006


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