Stories Archive by Month - February
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Cheney To Star As Rambo: 'Will We Get To Shoot Quail This Time?'
HOLLYWOOD — Dick Cheney is auditioning to play Rambo in an upcoming film. Just like the original Rambo films were about making the American people...
Kid Rock Blocks Sex Tape Sale
Rap-rocker Kid Rock has successfully managed to get a judge to stop the sale of a sex video in which he and Scott Stapp, former lead singer of Creed, have starring roles...
Iran Takes Gold For Cartoon Terror Skiing
TORINO — Iran won the gold medal in Cartoon Terror Downhill event, plowing a comic strip-wrapped camel strapped with explosives into...
Mom Arrested For Unlicensed Batman Birthday Cake
Branson, Missouri - Homemaker Betty Schmidt was arrested today for making her 12 year-old son a Birthday Cake that contained numerous superheroes in battle without paying any royalties. The pirated Cake was impounded to the...
Camel Dung To Remain The Name of Iranian Pastries Sold In Denmark
COPENHAGEN — Camel Dung will continue as the name for an Iranian pastries sold in Denmark despite Iran’s renaming of Danish pastries...
Olympian Dedicates Win To Dog Who Died 5 Years Ago
ORINO, Italy — In a tearful TV interview, Olympian Dan Hernia dedicated his win in the Men’s Downhill to the...
Donald Trump Gets Nasty With Martha Stewart
Donald Trump sent an acerbic letter to domestic diva Martha Stewart...
Battery Giant Energizer About To Get A Charge For Mascot Mistreatment
ST. LOUIS, MO (AP)—Animal rights activists and environmentalist wackos rallied in the parking lot and thronged around the plant entrance of Energizer Holdings, Inc., home of the world famous Energizer bunny, to protest the unfair...
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