Stories Archive by Month - March
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Bushback Mountain: Hooray For Homowood
Hey, I was even more pissed than you when that cowboy movie didn't win the Oscar. We 'Publicans aren't at our strongest heading into November, and...
Tom Delay-Texas Republicans Celebrate The Victory of An American Hero
Texas Republican Tom DeLay, under indictment for so many different crimes that I can't even remember them all as I write this at this early hour...
Brainsnap Previews Microsoft Vista Beta 2 CTP 5308
Brainsnap Editors get their thieving hands on the latest beta version of Windows Vista (February 5308). Comrade Che reports, you decide...
Rumsfeld Staffer Caught Changing Wikipedia Definition of 'Civil War'
Unconfirmed sources report that an unnamed aid to the Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, has been implicated in the altering of the definition of the phrase 'Civil War' in the...
New Democrat Database Raises Privacy Concerns
In the wake of the NSA eavesdropping scandal and the Dubai Ports deal that threatened to cut short President George Bush's second term, the Washington Post revealed today that a former Clinton Administration...
Pelosi To Unveil Democrat "Contract On America"
The Democrat party, which has come under fire from within and without recently for its lack of a cohesive message or platform just eight months out from a national election, will soon unveil...
South Dakota Governor Rounds Announces PR Blitz To Combat Tourism Boycott
Pierre, SD (Rotters) - One day after signing into law the nation's toughest ban on abortion Governor Mike Rounds of South Dakota announced a public relations campaign to fight the...
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