Stories Archive by Month - March
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Tomkat Voted 'Most Tiresome' Couple
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Taliban Strengthen Grip On People's Republic of South Dakota
According to a classified report leaked by the Department of Homeland Insecurity, elements of the radical fundamentalist Taliban are reported to...
Elite US Troops Get Expanded Domestic Intelligence Role: NYT
Washington, DC (UPSI) - Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld's two-year bid to increase surveillance and intelligence capabilities of the military has been green lighted according to a New York Times...
What Donald Trump Meant About Dating His Daughter
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Jon Stewart's "America" Not Real Civics Textbook.
A high school civics teacher from upstate New York has announced that he will no longer be using Jon Stewart's “America (The Book)” as a primary textbook for students...
Iraqi Kidnappers Demand Cure For Cancer
The kidnappers of a British and three German humanitarian workers in Iraq have demanded that the U.S. find a cure for cancer as their condition for their safe. Al Jeezera reported that the kidnappers have
Pentagon Releases Names of Guantanamo Inmates
The Pentagon, Washington DC -- Finally after several years of delays, the US military complied with the government's demands and submitted a list of the inmates being held at the military jail at Guantanamo in...
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