Stories Archive by Month - March
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IBM, Amazon To Develop Artificial Artificial Stupidity
IBM, developers of Artificial Stupidity (AS), have announced that they're teaming up with Amazon.com, developers of Artificial Artificial Intelligence (AAI), to develop Artificial Artificial Stupidity (AAS)...
UAE Firm To Sell U.S. Ports To Wal-Mart
Dubai Ports World, the Arab state-owned firm that recently bought control of six major American sea ports, today gave in to pressure from Congress and agreed to sell its U.S. operations to Arkansas-based...
Arnold Kicks Off "Give Me 50" Clean Energy Campaign
SAN JOSE, CA -- With a standing ovation Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger came to rural San Jose friday to kick off his 'Give Me 50 Campaign' for using cleaner fuels like hydrogen and biodeisel along California's...
President of Sectaria Puzzled Over Source of Factional Violence
CULTBREG, Sectaria − In a short mid-day meeting with a small cadre of European and African reporters, Sectarian President, Cyrus “Street” Ghang, struggled to understand the surging violence that has recently infested the small, sovereign...
Soprano-corleone Mob Wars Claim More Lives.
Anthony Soprano Jr., son of alleged Mafia boss Tony Soprano, was found dead last night, outside his family's home. There has been no official word yet on the cause of death, so natural causes cannot...
Hooker Saves Disk Jockey's Life
A national radio personality says he owes his life to a kind-hearted Dutch prostitute...
Dark Satanic Mills Investigation Probes Culture of Deceit
Rome, Italy - Tuesday 7 March 2006 - (Rioters): The Rome office of the chief Public Prosecutor in charge of the God's Banker's Dodgy Taxation Lawyer investigation issued a series of terse statements today following...
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