Stories Archive by Month - March

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Bush Touts 'No Defendant Left Behind' Initiative

Bush Touts 'No Defendant Left Behind' Initiative

Seeking to strengthen his domestic policy credibility in a midterm election year, President Bush yesterday proposed a $49 million aid...

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Typo Prompts RIAA To Prosecute Fire Sharers

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 BBSpot
Added: 10 March 2006
Bush Threatens To Veto Popularity Polls

Bush Threatens To Veto Popularity Polls

Faced with a Republican rebellion in Congress against his administration?s approval of a deal to allow an Arab state-owned firm to manage major U.S. sea ports, President George Bush today threatened to veto

George Bush To GOP On Blocking Dubai World Ports Bill: Call Me Democrat!

George Bush To GOP On Blocking Dubai World Ports Bill: "Call Me Democrat!"

(Washington, D.C.) It made Howard Dean scream like Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween. Rumor has it that Hillary Clinton went to a New Orleans voodoo shop and said, "Give me that...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 10 March 2006
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Bush Has The Gift of Prophesy: He Foretold Katrina But Did Nothing

New evidence suggests that President Bush has the gift of prophecy and knew as early as 1982 that Hurricane Katrina would strike...

Bush Diary - My Passage To India Was Cleaned Out By Diarrhea

Bush Diary - My Passage To India Was Cleaned Out By Diarrhea

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 Bongo News
Added: 10 March 2006
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Academy Declares Rest of Nation “out of Touch” With Hollywood.

As the televised awards ceremony nicknamed the “Oscars” ended, Jon Stewart read a letter from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences lambasting the American people for being “out of touch” with Hollywood. Perhaps...

 The Spoof
Added: 10 March 2006
Alien Abduction: The Truth

Alien Abduction: The Truth

Gorilla Bananas uncovers the startling truth behind alien abduction...

 Utterpants
Added: 10 March 2006


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