Stories Archive by Month - March
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Domino's Catholic Town Shows Way To Other Fast Food Franchises
Naples, FL - Domino's Pizza Founder Thomas Monaghan is building a Catholic Town and University where the only residents will be Catholic, you cannot get an abortion, and the pharmacy will not stock birth control...
Monty Python Upsets Harry Potter
In a stunning electoral upset, the small burrough of Nowherecester, Rutland has, for the first time in British history, elected a non-existant person to represent them in Parliament...
Bush's Approval Ratings Hit New Low: Administration Fights Back
Washington, DC (APE) - With more and more Americans voicing their disapproval of the President through poll responses, the administration has gone on the offensive. Seeking to recapture the "folksiness" vote...
Dick Cheney Has Heart Problems, John Roberts V. Iran, Muslims Claim Racism Over Port Deal And Osama Bin Laden's Niece Gets A TV Show?
(Dubai, U.A.E.) Dubai Ports World announced this week that it would pull out of a deal that would have put major U.S. waterfronts in Arab control. Instead, the ports will be...
Star Trek Fan Breaks Up With Star Wars Fan
matthew writes: Adam Goldberg and his girlfriend of six months, Rena al Yousif, have called it quits over irreconcilable differences in their choice of fandom. Adam, a long-time Star Trek aficionado, and Rena, a...
Dogs For The 21st Century
In the past, dogs were herders, hunters and retrievers. A new school of thought, however, argues that today we don't need dogs to round up sheep...
New Orleans Reveals $1m Influence Campaign
New Orleans, LA (APE) - On the heels of the unveiling of the state of Louisiana's $7M tourism campaign yesterday, New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin today revealed that the city had...
Hunger Strike: Senators To Skip Lobbyist-paid Meals
The Senate voted yesterday to begin a hunger strike to protest the influence that well-funded lobbyists have wielded on Capitol Hill...
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