Stories Archive by Month - March
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
The Benefits of Doing What You Are Told
The following is an excerpt from the script for a lecture conducted by Nikolai Stephens at Oxford University (Adelaide Branch) earlier this year. We have published it for your edification...
Rove Makes Bush Fail To Distract From Unpopularity
Deputy White House Chief of Staff Karl Rove has engineered a series of Bush administration failures in an attempt to distract Americans from the president's plummeting popularity in the polls, and to generate...
Federal Mandate Returns Bennish To Classroom
As part of the federal "No Child Left Behind" mandate, Colorado high school geography teacher Jay Bennish will return to the classroom Monday to receive additional instruction in history and politics from 16-year-old...
New Buyer Emerges For Ports Control In Wake of Dubai Pullout
The Bush Administration decision to allow United Arab Emirates owned Dubai Ports World to manage port security and the resulting xenophobic uproar by Democrats and...
Birds Flock To Cheney; Seeking Safety In Proximity
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Unaware of Need To Urinate, President Wets Self
In a move reminiscent of the Reagan era, President Bush wet himself in public this afternoon, claiming that he wasn’t aware he had to urinate...
Blunders By Bush Are Part of His Anti-Terrorism Strategy
Recent apparent blunders by the Bush Administration are actually part of the President's anti-terrorism agenda. According to an unnamed White House staff member...
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