Stories Archive by Month - March
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Reese Witherspoon Is Surprise Oscar Winner; A Real Jaw Dropper
Reese Witherspoon picked up the Oscar for Best Actress and dedicated her win to her jaw...
Dubai Ports World To Take Over Management of Abu Ghraib Prison
In the wake of its pullout from the deal that would have given it control of six major US ports, United States President George W...
Rex Lee Quits Lloyd Role On Entourage Because He Isn't Getting Any
Back when he was an out-of-work actor, Rex Lee, 26, was the man. He waited tables in Hollywood by day and banged the hottest...
Forest Gump Expands Empire Beyond Shrimping, Will Butt Heads With Unions
Ice glazes the 39-foot Tracie Leigh, the wind blowing stiff and cold, as Tom Lagana harvests oysters the old-fashioned way. Standing on a square of deck covered with rock...
George W. Bush Mourns Death of Slobodan Milosevic
(AMSTERDAM, UCS News International) The President awoke to news that long time friend and confident Slobodan Milosevic had died in a UN Prison. Speaking to reporters the President recalled his friend...
God Considering Legal Action Over Blair Invasion Claim
The British Government was last night reported to be engaged in last ditch attempts to avert a diplomatic crisis between Heaven and 10 Downing street following claims by British Prime Minister Tony Blair that God...
Milosevic Death Won't Slow War Crimes Trial
The sudden death of former Yugoslav leader Slobodan Milosevic in a United Nations prison today won't keep "The butcher of the Balkans" off the witness stand nor slow the proceedings in his genocide...
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