Stories Archive by Month - March

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Reese Witherspoon Is Surprise Oscar Winner; A Real Jaw Dropper

Reese Witherspoon Is Surprise Oscar Winner; A Real Jaw Dropper

Reese Witherspoon picked up the Oscar for Best Actress and dedicated her win to her jaw...

 Bongo News
Added: 12 March 2006
Dubai Ports World To Take Over Management of Abu Ghraib Prison

Dubai Ports World To Take Over Management of Abu Ghraib Prison

In the wake of its pullout from the deal that would have given it control of six major US ports, United States President George W...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 12 March 2006
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Rex Lee Quits Lloyd Role On Entourage Because He Isn't Getting Any

Back when he was an out-of-work actor, Rex Lee, 26, was the man. He waited tables in Hollywood by day and banged the hottest...

 Bongo News
Added: 12 March 2006
Forest Gump Expands Empire Beyond Shrimping, Will Butt Heads With Unions

Forest Gump Expands Empire Beyond Shrimping, Will Butt Heads With Unions

Ice glazes the 39-foot Tracie Leigh, the wind blowing stiff and cold, as Tom Lagana harvests oysters the old-fashioned way. Standing on a square of deck covered with rock...

 Bongo News
Added: 12 March 2006
George W. Bush Mourns Death of Slobodan Milosevic

George W. Bush Mourns Death of Slobodan Milosevic

(AMSTERDAM, UCS News International) The President awoke to news that long time friend and confident Slobodan Milosevic had died in a UN Prison. Speaking to reporters the President recalled his friend...

God Considering Legal Action Over Blair Invasion Claim

God Considering Legal Action Over Blair Invasion Claim

The British Government was last night reported to be engaged in last ditch attempts to avert a diplomatic crisis between Heaven and 10 Downing street following claims by British Prime Minister Tony Blair that God...

 The Spoof
Added: 12 March 2006
Milosevic Death Won't Slow War Crimes Trial

Milosevic Death Won't Slow War Crimes Trial

The sudden death of former Yugoslav leader Slobodan Milosevic in a United Nations prison today won't keep "The butcher of the Balkans" off the witness stand nor slow the proceedings in his genocide...

 Scrapple Face
Added: 12 March 2006
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Furry Mammals

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 BBSpot
Added: 11 March 2006


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