Stories Archive by Month - April
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The Green Bay Packers Offer To Pay Charlie Sheen $2 Million For The Use of His Word "Winning!"
GREEN BAY - The World Champion Green Bay Packers, winners of Super Bowl XLV, have been in contact with Charlie "Sir Warlord" Sheen in regards to use of his patented one-word saying "Winning."
The Packers front
Underage Sex-makers To Be Enticed With Fruit Flavoured Morning After Pill
A morning-after pill manufacturer is set to compete for custom by producing the tablet in an array of enticing flavours to encourage more under-age sex makers to coming crying to their brand when trying to
Willetts Attacked Over Feminism Remark
The Universities Minster David Willetts is under fire from opposition MP's and women's groups after claiming that feminism had been the main obstacle to social mobility.
But Willetts has hit back, alleging that his comments were
Obama A Greater Writer Than Shakespeare
A rarefied group of leading literati convened recently to evaluate the writing genius of Barack Obama. They came to a surprising conclusion: Barack Obama may in fact be a greater writer than William Shakespeare.
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New Species Delights Evolutionists
Evolutionists are today celebrating, after the discovery of a brand new species of aquatic life.
The discovery was made by a local fisherman off the coast of Japan, right next to the tragic Fukushima Nuclear Plant.
Goodwillie Embarrassed By Rooney Comparison
Dundee United striker has admitted he was "embarrassed" by his manager comparing him with Man Utd's Wayne Rooney.
Tangerines boss Peter Houston compared his prized possession to the England striker after his spectacular overhead goal against
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