Stories Archive by Month - April

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Southwest's "Breached Hull In Aircraft Discount Program" Put On Hold

Southwest Airlines --the air travelers's absolute last resort-- whose Scratch-and-Dent / Breached Hull Aircraft Discount Program drew tens of new customers to the company, has been told to discontinue the program after a flight

 The Spoof
Added: 03 April 2011
Man Facing 4,000 Credit Card Bill For Perfect Mothers Day Gift

Man Facing 4,000 Credit Card Bill For Perfect Mothers Day Gift

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 News Biscuit
Added: 03 April 2011
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Obama To Order 80,000 US Troops On Mediterranean Sea Vacation

WASHINGTON, DC - Sometime in March, thousands of USMC troops from Camp Lejeune, North Carolina received orders from Obama to deploy to the Mediterranean, while Congress remained unaware of the President's use of American soldiers. President

All The Behind-the-scenes American Idol Gossip About Guest Singer Fantasia "Full-Figured" Barrino Surprisingly Singing A Song All About Food

All The Behind-the-scenes American Idol Gossip About Guest Singer Fantasia "Full-Figured" Barrino Surprisingly Singing A Song All About Food

HOLLYWOOD - Fantasia Barrino, the winner of American Idol season number three, in 2004, returned to the AI stage and performed her newest song. The song which was written by Kara DioGuardi and Ellen DeGeneres, two

Colonel Moammar Gadhafi To Star With Rob Pattinson, Aishwarya Rai, And Johnny Depp In "Dictators Without Borders"

Colonel Moammar Gadhafi To Star With Rob Pattinson, Aishwarya Rai, And Johnny Depp In "Dictators Without Borders"

TRIPOLI, Libya - Libyan Dictator Colonel Moammar Gadhafi has looked very, very close and he has seen the writing on the wall. The dictator who angered his people by imposing a 60 percent tax increase on

 The Spoof
Added: 03 April 2011
Katy Perry's Three Big Boobs

Katy Perry's Three Big Boobs

After marrying comedian Russell Brand Katy Perry has been feeling terribly lopsided. Her balance and equilibrium have been out of whack and so she's been undergoing extensive medical and psychiatric analysis to detect the source of

 The Spoof
Added: 03 April 2011
Criminals Bid To Beat Postcode Lottery of Private Jails

Criminals Bid To Beat Postcode Lottery of Private Jails

Figures released today show that criminals are bypassing the State prison postcode lottery by committing crimes in areas which will guarantee them places in the countrys prestigious private jails.

 News Biscuit
Added: 03 April 2011
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Caley Thistle V Celtic Game Postponed

Today's Scottish Premier League fixture between Inverness Caley Thistle and Celtic has been postponed after an incident in a local hotel involving the Parkhead club. Highland and Islands Police officers were called to the luxury Rocpool

 The Spoof
Added: 03 April 2011


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