Stories Archive by Month - April
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Southwest's "Breached Hull In Aircraft Discount Program" Put On Hold
Southwest Airlines --the air travelers's absolute last resort-- whose Scratch-and-Dent / Breached Hull Aircraft Discount Program drew tens of new customers to the company, has been told to discontinue the program after a flight
Man Facing 4,000 Credit Card Bill For Perfect Mothers Day Gift
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Obama To Order 80,000 US Troops On Mediterranean Sea Vacation
WASHINGTON, DC - Sometime in March, thousands of USMC troops from Camp Lejeune, North Carolina received orders from Obama to deploy to the Mediterranean, while Congress remained unaware of the President's use of American soldiers.
President
All The Behind-the-scenes American Idol Gossip About Guest Singer Fantasia "Full-Figured" Barrino Surprisingly Singing A Song All About Food
HOLLYWOOD - Fantasia Barrino, the winner of American Idol season number three, in 2004, returned to the AI stage and performed her newest song.
The song which was written by Kara DioGuardi and Ellen DeGeneres, two
Colonel Moammar Gadhafi To Star With Rob Pattinson, Aishwarya Rai, And Johnny Depp In "Dictators Without Borders"
TRIPOLI, Libya - Libyan Dictator Colonel Moammar Gadhafi has looked very, very close and he has seen the writing on the wall.
The dictator who angered his people by imposing a 60 percent tax increase on
Katy Perry's Three Big Boobs
After marrying comedian Russell Brand Katy Perry has been feeling terribly lopsided.
Her balance and equilibrium have been out of whack and so she's been undergoing extensive medical and psychiatric analysis to detect the source of
Criminals Bid To Beat Postcode Lottery of Private Jails
Figures released today show that criminals are bypassing the State prison postcode lottery by committing crimes in areas which will guarantee them places in the countrys prestigious private jails.
Caley Thistle V Celtic Game Postponed
Today's Scottish Premier League fixture between Inverness Caley Thistle and Celtic has been postponed after an incident in a local hotel involving the Parkhead club.
Highland and Islands Police officers were called to the luxury Rocpool
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