Stories Archive by Month - April

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Spl Promise Rangers Severe Sanctions

The Scottish Premier League have threatened Rangers with the "severest of sanctions" should the Glasgow club slip into administration. The cash strapped outfit may be plunged into administration if HMRC insist on payment of a multi

 The Spoof
Added: 04 April 2011
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God Angry With Obama For Supporting Republican Energy Views?

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 Daily Discord
Added: 04 April 2011
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Newspapers 2.0: Reporters Asked To Sell Ads, Subscriptions

We who run websites are used to multitasking: writing, coding, selling ads, making coffee — even half-hearted attempts at editing. Now comes word that the barriers of labor that once separated the editorial desk from

 The Chortler
Added: 04 April 2011
Were Not Forcing The Disabled To Work, Were Forcing Them Onto Jobseekers Allowance, Reveals Government

Were Not Forcing The Disabled To Work, Were Forcing Them Onto Jobseekers Allowance, Reveals Government

Chris Grayling has reassured those claiming incapacity benefit that assessments to determine their ability to work aren't designed to force them into jobs, but to force them onto the less costly jobseekers allowance.

 NewsThump
Added: 04 April 2011
Rotating Blue Light Now Above Fukushima Nuclear Reactor

Rotating Blue Light Now Above Fukushima Nuclear Reactor

Fukushima - Live dispatch from the scene - The very early morning darkness of Fukushima is pierced by a huge flashing blue light emanating from the interior of a melted-down reactor, lying in shambles.

 The Spoof
Added: 04 April 2011
Magnetic Pole Shift Causes Massive Pile Up of Birds At Equator

Magnetic Pole Shift Causes Massive Pile Up of Birds At Equator

The saying "Birds of a Feather Flock Together" rang true today when residents living at or near the equator around the world noticed an over abundance of birds in their yards and fields. Eduardo Morales,

 The Spoof
Added: 03 April 2011
Sachin Tendulkar's Bat Riddled With Woodworm On World Cup Morning

Sachin Tendulkar's Bat Riddled With Woodworm On World Cup Morning

MUMBAI: Maestro Sachin Tendulkar awoke at dawn this morning to discover a crisis, just hours before the start of the World Cup Final against Sri Lanka. Tendulkar's famous bat "The Lucky Wand" was suddenly found

William Tells Kate To 'Belt Up'

William Tells Kate To 'Belt Up'

There were strange noises coming from Buck House last night, with some sources claiming that the centuries old tradition of chastity, sorry, that should read the chastity belt, is to be reinstated among the aristocracy. With

 The Spoof
Added: 03 April 2011


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