Stories Archive by Month - April
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Kids Are Shits, Finds Survey
A new survey has discovered that the nation's children are completely insufferable and will often go bat-shit crazy if they don't get their way about absolutely everything, all of the time.
Intelligent Design Authors Admit Their Designer Is Not Very Intelligent
Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron, authors of countless books on Intelligent Design and continually on the lecture and interview circuit propounding evidence for the reality of an intelligent designer behind life on Earth have admitted
NASA Discovers Planet Where Republican Views Make Sense
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Charlie Sheen's 'Prattleship' Gets Torpedoed In Detroit And Sinks To The Bottom of Lake Erie In Five Minutes!
DETROIT - Charlie Sheen, the man with no show, no real friends, and really no clue opened up the first stop of his Charlie Sheen's My Violent Winning Torpedo of Truth Vs. The Losing Trolls
Jewish Grandmother Satisfied With Family's Level of Attention
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Stamps Finally Worth Counterfeiting
As the cost of first-class stamps rose to 46p, counterfeiters everywhere have admitted that they're probably now worth enough to start manufacturing them themselves.
Academic Baffled By Newt Gingrich's Fear of Sharia Law
In his keynote address to the Tenth Annual Conference on Fear in America, noted scholar Dr. O .D. Ebby discussed an emerging fear of Sharia, or Muslim religious law, led by Newt Gingrich.
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Mod Ufo Workers Sacked
As part of government cuts, the department in the Ministry of Defence that deals with all of the crap sent in by the public about their UFO sightings has been closed.
The department has been operating
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