Stories Archive by Month - April
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Wayne Rooney In Four Word Outburst
Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney stunned millions of television viewers by revealing he now has a vocabulary of four words.
After completing his hat-trick in the 4-2 win over West Ham United at Upton Park, Rooney
The Continuous Upward Ride of The Market
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Entertainment World Mourns The Loss of Bingo Euphrates
Eastern European transsexual entertainer, Bingo Euphrates, was mauled to death yesterday by her troop of acrobatic midgets.
The savage attack on the 47 year old entertainer was described by one witness as being, 'savage'.
The attack took
President Obama Mulls Action In Luxembourg
President Barack Obama is secretly mulling taking action against the oppressive regime in Luxembourg. The President is unhappy with the way Grand Duke Henri is treating his people.
"The people of Luxembourg need hope. They
Worlds Number 1 Mum Award Plagued By Cheap Fakes
'Winner chosen from a short-list of two billion, like the Nobel Prize.'
Cube Shaped Sumo Wrestler Rescued
Tokyo - A terminally fat Sumo Wrestler was in the hospital yesterday according to neighbors who found him fused to the wallpaper of his bedroom.
His girlfriend had been feeding the man uncooked
Alfred Hitchcock Made Cameo Walk-on Appearance At Own Funeral
Previously unseen footage of the funeral of Alfred Hitchcock has revealed that the dead film director may have mischievously choreographed a walk-by role for himself at his own last rites.
Chimp Develops Class Consciousness
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