Stories Archive by Month - April
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Obama To Intervene After Ouattara Forces Massacre Civilians
WASHINGTON DC - In response to ill-considered reports by the UN and the Roman Catholic Church that squarely put the blame on Assassine Ouattara's IMF-backed New Army for approximately 800 civilian deaths in the town
Snooki Advises Toni Morrison To Get A Pouf
Don't count Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, "The Jersey Shore" star, among those who were shocked to learn that she was paid $32,000 for her talk at Rutgers University, while famous author Toni Morrison is being paid
Fulham Owner Al-fayed Unveils Statue of Lou Diamond Phillips
Fulham owner Mohammed Al-Fayed has shocked fans by installing a giant statue of actor Lou Diamond Phillips outside Craven Cottage.
"Blue's" Simon Web In "You Tube" 'Nudey Rudey' Video Sensation With 'TOWIE' Girl Chloe Simons
'The Only Way Is Essex' star Chloe was caught 'inflagrante delicto' on top of her friend's boyfriend boy band Blue's, Simon Webb.
The plastic fantastic playboy model was found splayed over Layla's boyfriend only wearing a
Revenge In US After Afghan Burning
Following reports that an Afghan warlord burned toast in a public ceremony in Kandahar province, farmers in Bertrand, Nebraska have reacted strongly by vandalising an Afghan poppy stall in the city's downtown area.
Nebraska is the
'Skinnymalinx" Victoria's Secret Model Is Gradually Vanishing
A skeletal thin lingerie model is gradually fading away. She is gradually growing thinner and thinner.
The South African beauty is worried by her gradual loss of weight. She said, "I bought some special
Charlie Sheen Gets Booed Off The Stage And He Didn't Notice A Thing!
After getting the sack from his fab sit-com, "One man, a half brother and his shaggy dog" Charlie Sheen decided to torture the world once more by going out on a one-man live show. (He
Car Crash On Motorway Reminds Nation of Death of Diana
BIRMINGHAM - Known for the fact that nearly every motorway in the country passes through it, a multi-vehicle pile-up reminds us of the fragility of human life, especially that of Princess Diana.
The collision occurred at
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