Cheryl Cole and Simon Cowell - The X Factor - satire links and funny stories

This is a page dedicated to all the funny stories about Cheryl Cole - Ashley - and Simon Cowell, all the best stories that are bound to come out over the next month or so. They are hilarious and all the humour to be had out of the press and media hullabaloo. It's also about the X-Factor which has something to do with it, you know, the bands, the acts, the judges spats - everything! It's got Divas dancing everywhere and absolutely no-one pulling in one direction.

Jump headway, if you like into the spats between gorgeous Cheryl Cole (who apparently likes Newcastle) and the bizarelly coiffured Simon Cowell. She also has a famous premiership husband/not-husband Ashley, who it appears has perhaps maybe put it about a bit over the past few months.

Love it or hate it, the X-Factor is always full of funny stories and a good laugh. And the public absolutely love Cheryl and Ashley. They're like the new Beckhams but fun! The X-Factor 2010 is running right now and is full of great acts.
Ashley Cole And John Terry Spotted Laughing After Champions League Disaster

Ashley Cole And John Terry Spotted Laughing After Champions League Disaster

An independent witness claimed last night to have seen Chelsea and England stars Ashley Cole and John Terry laughing as they boarded the team bus at Old Trafford following their team's season ending defeat in

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Added: 14 April 2011
Cher To Award Nobel Prize To Fukushima Reactor Managers

Cher To Award Nobel Prize To Fukushima Reactor Managers

Fukushima - According to my source, Cher's hairdresser, Cher is traveling to Japan now to award the Cher Nobel prize to the Fukushima management team. The prize goes to the nuclear accident of greatest proportion and

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Added: 13 April 2011
Kate Middleton, Sarah Ferguson, And Winnie Figgyfurst Attend An Amy Winehouse Concert In Liverpool

Kate Middleton, Sarah Ferguson, And Winnie Figgyfurst Attend An Amy Winehouse Concert In Liverpool

LIVERPOOL - Three of England's most well known women recently flew to Liverpool, to attend an Amy Winehouse concert. Kate Middleton, Sarah Ferguson, and Winnie Figgyfurst had a grand old time as they sat in the

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Added: 13 April 2011
Dancing With The Stars And American Idol Face The Axe

Dancing With The Stars And American Idol Face The Axe

And that's not all - the future of X-Factor USA also appears to be in doubt, and neither Cheryl Cole nor Simon Cowell is to blame. Sitting in a comfortable leather upholstered swivel chair, Ryan Seacrest

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Added: 08 April 2011
"Blue's" Simon Web In "You Tube" 'Nudey Rudey' Video Sensation With 'TOWIE' Girl Chloe Simons

"Blue's" Simon Web In "You Tube" 'Nudey Rudey' Video Sensation With 'TOWIE' Girl Chloe Simons

'The Only Way Is Essex' star Chloe was caught 'inflagrante delicto' on top of her friend's boyfriend boy band Blue's, Simon Webb. The plastic fantastic playboy model was found splayed over Layla's boyfriend only wearing a

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Added: 04 April 2011
Cheryl Cole Has Got 'Too Big For Her Boots' And Is Too Good For The  UK X-factor

Cheryl Cole Has Got 'Too Big For Her Boots' And Is Too Good For The UK X-factor

Cheryl has said that she does not want to go back on to UK X-Factor as a judge after becoming a big 'talent' in the US. Simon Cowell as good as 'promised' her a

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Added: 30 March 2011
X-factor Style Judging To Be Used For Immigration Applicants

X-factor Style Judging To Be Used For Immigration Applicants

From the first of May immigration applicants into the UK will face X-Factor style judging to determine their suitability for UK residency. This new policy is to ensure that only talented people are allowed to apply

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Added: 29 March 2011
Cia Secret Operation "Xbox 360 Fever" Underway To Topple Taliban

Cia Secret Operation "Xbox 360 Fever" Underway To Topple Taliban

The CIA is mum on a new secret operation designed to take the Taliban out once and for all. The concept of Operation "Xbox 360 Fever" is based on this country's own experience with realistic

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Added: 28 March 2011

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