Stories Archive by Month - April
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Moussaoui Seeks Confirmation On That Virgins Thing
Convicted Al Qaeda conspirator, Zacarias Moussaoui, facing a potential death sentence for his role in the September 11 terrorist attacks...
Tom Cruise Charged With Cannibalism
The acting career of Tom Cruise appeared to take a turn for the worse after the birth of his and Katie Holmes's new baby girl.
Food Giant In Tits For Milk Scandal
Nastley target Britain's teens with free tits in a desperate bid to boost sales of formula milk...
Homerun In 8th Pushes Brown Ahead of KS Board of Education, Jesus Blows Save
Topeka, Kansas − Hoping to protect their home-turf in the Kansas state capital city, and continue their early season strangle-hold on NAIA division II league standings, the swift base-stealing KBOE Angels were instead, unceremoniously cast
Rumsfeld, Jaafari Refuse To Step Down, Bush Brokers Trade
Washington, DC (APE) - In the first, of what President Bush has promised as significant shake-ups within his administration, he today announced that a trade with Iraq had been...
Campaign Promotes Work By "Extra-legal Americans"
Following nationwide arrests this week of 1,000 undocumented workers and their bosses at a German-based U.S. company, a coalition of employers who depend upon such low-cost labor today launched a public relations campaign
Cheney Is Booed After Pitch Goes Low And Outside
Dick Cheney was booed by an unpatriotic, terrorist-sympathizing Washington Nationals’ crowd after his pitch missed its target. Though the fans may have booed Vice President...
Iraq's Mobile Biolabs Actually Discovered To Be Sea-Monkey Breeding Facility
After the war in Iraq President Bush justified his attack on Iraq by claiming that deadly Biolabs had been found and the WMD trailers were proof of Saddam's deadly ambitions. Unfortunately international scientists were able...
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