Stories Archive by Month - April
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Bush Press Secretary Quits, Limbaugh Downplays Rumors
Nationally-syndicated radio talkshow host Rush Limbaugh today downplayed rumors that he's in the running to replace White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan, who announced his resignation today...
Robotic Bush Vows More Changes Coming
Rockville, MD (Rotters) - US President George W. Bush didn't have to speak during his visit to the Parkland Magnet Middle School for Aerospace Technology. He stood in awe...
President Suffers From Rummy Ache
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld circled the Humvees yesterday to square the record against criticism that he has warped the Pentagon into some sort of trapezoid or rhombus...
Disoriented Tom Cruise Eats Baby, Cuddles Placenta
Tom Cruise holds his imaginary baby and considers eating it...
Chrysler's "Smart Car" Hailed As Latest Step In Man-machine Symbiosis
Detroit , MI - With automobiles increasingly controlled by ever-more sophisticated computers, it was practically inevitable that they would take over a larger and larger share of overall decision-making...
Secret White House Memos Leaked: President George W. Bush To Trade Hostages For Arms With Iran, And Invade Nicaragua
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Confidential memos leaked to Unconfirmed Sources reveal that the White House Crisis Management Team has devised a plan to resolve the Iranian arms dispute. The plan - coded...
"Ex-Generals Are Like Ex-wives" - Bush
President Bush has come out in support of Defense Secretary, Donald Rumsfeld, whose resignation six retired generals have called for...
Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Have A Baby
Suri Cruise, the first offspring of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the leading lights of Scientology and the greatest romantic couple the world has ever seen...
Virgo horoscope
Holiday, it would be so nice...to be on holiday. So why not go for it? The day is as long as the night. To the rest......
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