Stories Archive by Month - April
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Gazprom Warns The World To Let Them Blow
Gazprom, one of the main suppliers of natural gas to Europe, has warned that blocking its plans to expand methane production across the region will advance global warming...
Plan To Control Fashion Criminals
A national register of fashion offenders could be set up as part of a massive crackdown to keep the public safe from hideous outfits, Home Secretary Charles Clarke says...
Mel Gibson: Tom Cruise's Baby, "Suri, The Ant-christ"
(Los Angeles--CA) It's L. Ron Hubbard versus Jesus H. Christ, or at least their emissaries on earth. According to Defamer.com, Mel Gibson is quoted as saying in an upcoming edition of...
Muppets Slaughtered After Outbreak of Big Bird Flu
SESAME STREET — Public health authorities have ordered the mass slaughter of all muppets after an apparent outbreak of the long-feared Big Bird Flu...
President Bush's Mad Libs With Libby
WASHINGTON - Lewis "Scooter" Libby revealed today that President Bush authorized the leaking of classified material, although Mr. Libby believed that Dick Cheney had tricked the President into the Memo by having him fill in...
Mexo-Sexo, The New Craze In Illegal Alien Fashion And Lifestyle
As illegal labor becomes the rage on this particular land mass, the Mexican-American male is leading a fashion revolution...
Bush Appears As Awol Guardsman In Upcoming Episode of That 70s Show
Point Place, Wisconsin − Following in the footsteps of Danny Bonaduce, Charo, Alice Cooper, and the bong-toting Tommy Chong, U.S. President George W. Bush arrived at the Green Bay suburb of Point Place, Wisconsin yesterday...
Anderson Cooper And Dick Cheney To Star In A Gay Sitcom
Dick Cheney: "That gaysexual walks in the room and I'm headin' the other way"...
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