Stories Archive by Month - April

The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
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I Just Can't Be Happy

Deprived teenager bares her soul to Utterpants...

 Utterpants
Added: 21 April 2006
Press Secretary Scott Mcclellan Forced Out of Job; Will Lie For Food

Press Secretary Scott Mcclellan Forced Out of Job; Will Lie For Food

Washington - Within one day of losing his job as Whitehouse Press Secretary, Scott McClellan was on a cold street corner begging change with a sign. Yet even the sign was a lie; it read...

 Broken Newz
Added: 21 April 2006
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Bill Clinton Reviews The Carolyn Murphy Sex Tape

At last the online celebrity porn genre has found its new Muse. I am speaking of none other than Carolyn Murphy...

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Well I Was So Close 2 Going Out Wiv Dis Boy...

We get to the sticky bottom of Chav angst

 Utterpants
Added: 21 April 2006
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Analysts Say That The Iranian Leader Has A Really Tiny Penis

TEHRAN — Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s lunatic fascination with phallic objects such as ballistic missiles and nuclear technology can likely be attributed to his profound lack of physical manhood, according to several international affairs experts....

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 Bongo News
Added: 21 April 2006
Bush Diary - See-More Herschey Bar Says I Will Nuke I-Ran

Bush Diary - See-More Herschey Bar Says I Will Nuke I-Ran

Dear Jernal, See-More Herschey Bar of the New Yorker magazine says I have a secret plan to drop a nucular bomb on I-Ran...

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Whitehouse Dog Barney Resigns

"I'm not going down with this administration," Barney told press at a news conference on the front lawns of the White House at 11am EST today...

 Brainsnap
Added: 21 April 2006
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Our Distinguished Panel Discusses Angela Merkel's Ass

German Chancellor Angela Merkel was photographed naked by a member of tabloid press while on holiday in southern Italy this month...

 The Chortler
Added: 21 April 2006


Capricorn horoscope

Become as the rabbit. All will become clear as the moon begins its wane. Speeling mestakes are'nt god. Beauty and......

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