Brittany Murphy dead - satire links and funny stories

This is dedicated to the memory of the actress Brittany Murphy (usually misspelled as Britney Murphy!!). The media will no doubt concoct a lot of rumours and hearsay about the manner of her death over the coming weeks and this is devoted to satirising those efforts to undermine a very charming and talented young woman who sadly died 20th December 2009, due to natural causes.

RIP Brittany.
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A Woman With Tattooed Arms And Traveling With X-factor's Danyl Johnson Prevented From Boarding Airplane At Heathrow

LONDON - Airport officials at Heathrow today prevented a woman of Saudi Arabian descent from boarding a Trans Atlantic flight from London to Boston. The woman, who was identified as Duba Meccavitz, reportedly had a total

 The Spoof
Added: 15 March 2010
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'No Brittany Murphy' Casey Johnson Od'd On Tequila?

Los Angeles - (Propofool): LA pathologists were piecing together today Casey Johnson's final hungover hours. Reports claim she'd lain in a coma for nearly a week 'before fiancee Tila Tequila reckoned she could be dead.' Three weeks

 The Spoof
Added: 05 January 2010
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Brittany Murphy Had Several Sex Tapes In The Works

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Brittany Murphy was a hardworking actress who was juggling multiple movie projects in the months leading up to her unexpected death, according to me, who is making it all up. "This is

 The Spoof
Added: 02 January 2010
'Clueless' Husband Simon Monjack Hires Howard K Stern Lawyers

'Clueless' Husband Simon Monjack Hires Howard K Stern Lawyers

Los Angeles - (Conjack?): "All we need now is some sorta Virgie Arthur gargoyle to come crawling outta the woodwork!" The warning, by legal sources close to Brittany Murphy's widower Simon Monjack, may be a sign

 The Spoof
Added: 22 December 2009
Brittany Murphy Suicide/foul Play/drugs Od Probed As Jessica Simpson Lashes Out

Brittany Murphy Suicide/foul Play/drugs Od Probed As Jessica Simpson Lashes Out

Los Angeles - (Propofool): Forensic cops were still swabbing down the actress/singer's bathroom after her limp, naked body was found slumped in the shower. The Clueless star had recently undergone a post-operative Viocodin detox after

 The Spoof
Added: 22 December 2009
Brittany Murphy Death 'Hoax'? The Anna Nicole Smith Pharmacology Connection

Brittany Murphy Death 'Hoax'? The Anna Nicole Smith Pharmacology Connection

Los Angeles - (Rumormill): A sicko media 'stunt' or terrible, unexplained tragedy? Initial reports this weekend that the Clueless actress had died were met with skeptical derision following a spate of faux stories speculating about

 The Spoof
Added: 21 December 2009
Mystery Surrounds 'Clueless' Brittany Murphy Death

Mystery Surrounds 'Clueless' Brittany Murphy Death

Los Angeles - (WTF?): Paramedics at the Seedy-Sinai Hospital fought in vain to revive the Clueless actress who collapsed with a cardiac arrest today aged 32. Shocked relatives had only just got over the star's husband

 The Spoof
Added: 21 December 2009
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Bill Clinton Reviews The Carolyn Murphy Sex Tape

At last the online celebrity porn genre has found its new Muse. I am speaking of none other than Carolyn Murphy...

 The Chortler
Added: 21 April 2006

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