Brittany Murphy dead - satire links and funny stories
This is dedicated to the memory of the actress Brittany Murphy (usually misspelled as Britney Murphy!!). The media will no doubt concoct a lot of rumours and hearsay about the manner of her death over the coming weeks and this is devoted to satirising those efforts to undermine a very charming and talented young woman who sadly died 20th December 2009, due to natural causes.
RIP Brittany.
RIP Brittany.
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A Woman With Tattooed Arms And Traveling With X-factor's Danyl Johnson Prevented From Boarding Airplane At Heathrow
LONDON - Airport officials at Heathrow today prevented a woman of Saudi Arabian descent from boarding a Trans Atlantic flight from London to Boston.
The woman, who was identified as Duba Meccavitz, reportedly had a total
'No Brittany Murphy' Casey Johnson Od'd On Tequila?
Los Angeles - (Propofool): LA pathologists were piecing together today Casey Johnson's final hungover hours.
Reports claim she'd lain in a coma for nearly a week 'before fiancee Tila Tequila reckoned she could be dead.'
Three weeks
Brittany Murphy Had Several Sex Tapes In The Works
LOS ANGELES, CA -- Brittany Murphy was a hardworking actress who was juggling multiple movie projects in the months leading up to her unexpected death, according to me, who is making it all up.
"This is
'Clueless' Husband Simon Monjack Hires Howard K Stern Lawyers
Los Angeles - (Conjack?): "All we need now is some sorta Virgie Arthur gargoyle to come crawling outta the woodwork!"
The warning, by legal sources close to Brittany Murphy's widower Simon Monjack, may be a sign
Brittany Murphy Suicide/foul Play/drugs Od Probed As Jessica Simpson Lashes Out
Los Angeles - (Propofool): Forensic cops were still swabbing down the actress/singer's bathroom after her limp, naked body was found slumped in the shower.
The Clueless star had recently undergone a post-operative Viocodin detox after
Brittany Murphy Death 'Hoax'? The Anna Nicole Smith Pharmacology Connection
Los Angeles - (Rumormill): A sicko media 'stunt' or terrible, unexplained tragedy?
Initial reports this weekend that the Clueless actress had died were met with skeptical derision following a spate of faux stories speculating about
Mystery Surrounds 'Clueless' Brittany Murphy Death
Los Angeles - (WTF?): Paramedics at the Seedy-Sinai Hospital fought in vain to revive the Clueless actress who collapsed with a cardiac arrest today aged 32.
Shocked relatives had only just got over the star's husband
Bill Clinton Reviews The Carolyn Murphy Sex Tape
At last the online celebrity porn genre has found its new Muse. I am speaking of none other than Carolyn Murphy...
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