Stories Archive by Month - April
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Area Ho Reaps Benefits From Imus Remark
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Overeater Wants Jello To Reconsider
Samuel 'Hoot' Dawson insists he isn't trying to cause trouble for the gelatin dessert empire, but he is adamant that they rethink their long-time advertising tag, 'There's always room for Jell-O!'...
Reid Supports The Troops Who Lost The War
(2007-04-20) -- Attempting to clarify yesterday's statement that the war in Iraq is "lost", Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said today that he "supports the troops who lost the war."
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Australians Are Proud They Still Own The Mass Murder Record
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Middleton's Mum "Jangled Keys" In Pocket
Perceived slight sent Queen into "giddy rage".
Global Warming Advocates Rally Across America
(2007-04-14) -- Global warming advocates gathered by the millions today in hundreds of local rallies across the nation to call on Congress to step up efforts to "usher in an age when beach front property
Republicans Abandon Gonzales, Madonna Adopts Him
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