Alaska - (Ass Mess): Aftershocks are still reverberating among Corrupt Bastards Club Alaskans one of whom, Bruce Weyhrauch, took a slippery tumble off his boat last week in dubious circumstances.
WORLD WAR 3, OR WW3 according to marketing executives, came one step closer yesterday as the two biggest countries on the planet started squaring up over some stuff that is going on near Russia.
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A thirty-seven year old man has been taken into police custody after going on a rampage with a stapler in the busy staff offices of Victoria University