Stories Archive by Month - April

It is with great sorrow that we announce one of the truly brilliant romances of the modern age arrived at its sad and lamentable end last night...

In Which Our Editor Charts his Journey into Sleaze!...

(Los Angeles, CA) Courtney Cox, Lara Flynn Boyle and now Katie Holmes? Yesterday, Defamer.com posted a picture of a bleached anus, captioned: "Katie Holmes". The matter would have pooped out there...

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Washington, DC (Rotters) - Controversial Hollywood star cum stripper, cum Playboy model, and now possibly cum millionaire was seen leaving the Supreme Court yesterday with Justice Antonin Scalia after...

Scientists at the University of South Berwick say they have successfully cloned a multi-cell organism that bears a striking resemblance to President George W. Bush. The president sharply criticized the scientific breakthrough as "morally wrong."...

He's the world's most infamous traitor, and plays a starring part in the bible, a book that has even outsold the Da Vinci Code. But not much has been heard from Judas Iscariot since...

A man discovers his girlfriend is sicker than he could possibly have imagined...