Stories Archive by Month - April

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New White House Press Secretary Snow Job

New White House Press Secretary Snow Job

WASHINGTON, DC — In a move reminiscent of the Reagan years in its right-wing brazenness, former Washington Times editorial page editor, Tony Snow, has been named White House Press Secretary...

Re: Paris Hilton - Earth To Matt Leinart

Re: Paris Hilton - Earth To Matt Leinart

Hello Mr. Leinhart? Matt? This is the planet earth calling. I hear you have been out and about cavorting with Paris Hilton the past few nights since she broke up with her latest son of a Greek shipping magnate...

 The Chortler
Added: 04 May 2006
Sex Crazed Sluts Service Alien

Sex Crazed Sluts Service Alien

Women in the grip of a serious chocolate addiction go wild in Purley...

 Utterpants
Added: 04 May 2006
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Steven Colbert Has Balls of Steel

Not to take anything away from some other popular mainstream comedians, but it's one thing to preach to the proverbial choir night after night...

 The Chortler
Added: 04 May 2006
Bush Nixes Gas Tax, Proposes Immigrant Alternative Energy Tax

Bush Nixes Gas Tax, Proposes Immigrant Alternative Energy Tax

WASHINGTON, DC — For the second time in a year, ExxonMobil, Shell and a plethora of other oil companies reported their highest profits ever this week, up nearly 1,478% in just over 5.96 minutes...

Drug Companies Want Standardized DNA

Drug Companies Want Standardized DNA

New York - A consortium of drug companies have urged humanity to move to standardized DNA so their drugs can more effectively treat disease...

 BBSpot
Added: 04 May 2006
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Movie Pick of The Week: The Proposition

f you are like me and enjoy a movie plenty of drama, lots of bloodshed, and an enormous amounts of facial hair, then The Proposition is for you...

 The Chortler
Added: 04 May 2006
Patch Allows World of Warcraft Mail

Patch Allows World of Warcraft Mail

Mountain View, CA - Blizzard announced that in the next patch for World of Warcraft players would be able to check in-game mail through Google's gmail. The much needed ability will allow players to see if their Glowing Brightwood Staff or Libram of Focus sold at auction without the anxiety of waiting until they get home from work...

 BBSpot
Added: 04 May 2006


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The next word you hear may cause you to rush into a blind rage. Please think before acting too rashly with a potato......

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