Stories Archive by Month - April

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I Was Unable To Get It Up All Night

Inadequate American begs for help...

 Utterpants
Added: 04 May 2006
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New Car Doesn't Need Gas, But Leaves A Nasty Yellow Liquid On Driveways

SUBURBIA, USA — Awash in an economy that has them drowning in debt, the increasingly resourceful American slave labor force has thrown away its gas guzzling SUVs, 18-wheelers and other oil dependent vehicles to jump on cheap, new, ox-powered Bandwagons...

 Bongo News
Added: 04 May 2006
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Mexico Legalizes Drugs, Illegals Get The Munchies

EVERYWHERE, USA — Shouting "Oreos, ham sandwiches, Cheez Doodles," millions of illegal Mexican workers took to the streets of the United States on Monday issuing wide ranging demands to...

 Bongo News
Added: 04 May 2006
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The Napoleon Dynamite Dance Off Challenge

The folks at vMix in conjuction with Fox Home Entertainment are preparing the competition of the ages ahead of the DVD...

 The Chortler
Added: 04 May 2006
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House Passes Spanish Banner Ban

The House today passed a bill making it a federal crime to sing the national anthem in Spanish, while also criminalizing the crooning of the "Star-Spangled Banner" in French, Chinese, Arabic and Pig Latin...

 Humor Gazette
Added: 04 May 2006
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Seven Dwarfs Fly To Iraq In Toy Planes

BAGHDAD — In a massive show of support, seven high-ranking government officials flew from Washington to Baghdad for a one-hour visit earlier this week...

 Bongo News
Added: 04 May 2006
Widdecombe In Latino Lover Denial

Widdecombe In Latino Lover Denial

Ann Widdecombe MP, strongly refutes rumours regarding her personal life...

 Utterpants
Added: 04 May 2006
Bush Resigns; Shiites And Sunnis Begin Lovefest, Embrace Israel

Bush Resigns; Shiites And Sunnis Begin Lovefest, Embrace Israel

WASHINGTON, DC — Intent on curing all world hatred, President George W. Bush resigned today as President of the United States. The reaction from the Arab world was swift...



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