SUBURBIA, USA — Awash in an economy that has them drowning in debt, the increasingly resourceful American slave labor force has thrown away its gas guzzling SUVs, 18-wheelers and other oil dependent vehicles to jump on cheap, new, ox-powered Bandwagons...
EVERYWHERE, USA — Shouting "Oreos, ham sandwiches, Cheez Doodles," millions of illegal Mexican workers took to the streets of the United States on Monday issuing wide ranging demands to...
The House today passed a bill making it a federal crime to sing the national anthem in Spanish, while also criminalizing the crooning of the "Star-Spangled Banner" in French, Chinese, Arabic and Pig Latin...
BAGHDAD — In a massive show of support, seven high-ranking government officials flew from Washington to Baghdad for a one-hour visit earlier this week...
WASHINGTON, DC — Intent on curing all world hatred, President George W. Bush resigned today as President of the United States. The reaction from the Arab world was swift...