Stories Archive by Month - April
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Native Americans Stage Nationwide Strike; Nobody Notices
“These white, brown and yellow people do work no Red Man would do - discovering light bulbs and creating vaccines for diseases they brought here, while slam dunking and singing songs with no melodies"...
May 3 "Day With Cannabis" Marchers Disappointed By The Millions As Mexico's Fox Backs Down
Mexico City, Mexico (Rotters) - As millions of potential immigrants and marijuana legalization supporters massed in Los Angeles and marched to Tijuana in support of the legalization of small...
Joy As Pope Opens Condom Factory
Vatican City, Thursday 4 May 2006 - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): After many decades of theological schizm, humbuggery and dire Pontifical warnings of hellfire and damnation, Pope Joseph Ratzinger has announced that the Vatican is...
Rush Limbaugh Beaten To Death By Police At Florida Pre-trial Boot Camp
SAND FLEA COVE, Florida — In yet another shocking revelation, the Florida State Attorney's office announced today that a second person has died in "tough to explain" circumstances in a Florida Boot camp...
Go Ahead, Try And Impeach Me
I'm sending you this email again because you seem sooooo extra-confident now. Oh, gee, some Bob Saget look-alike said I chop a lot of wood! Well, I...
Bush Vows To Overturn Clinton Foundation's "No Child Fat Behind" Initiative
Washington, DC (APE) - President Bush fought back sharply today against what he described as "misguided strong-arming of American corporations" by former President Clinton. He stated that America was...
Bush Not Above The Law; Will Run In '08
Washington - President Bush calmed fears that the Executive Branch was becoming too powerful by announcing that he will win re-election in 2008. At his afternoon press-conference he said, "My fellow and former Americans-our country...
Slang Experts Debate - Is Pussy A Bush Or Is Bush A Pussy?
American slang experts will add the word 'prez' to the next edition of the "Official Guide to American Slang", said guide spokesperson Baskin Tuttle. Tuttle said 'prez' is now being widely used as an adjective...
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