Stories Archive by Month - April
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
'Gasser Eels' Found On Mars
Astronomers at the 'Telescope Jim' Observatory in Tokyo have found evidence of life on Mars. Dr. Hong Plutonium, Head of Looking at the observatory, said that although the evidence was yet to be interpreted in...
Al-Qaeda In Iraq Releases Embarrassing Video of Bush Fumbling Football
Tehran, Iran (APE) - Just one day after the US released an embarrassing video of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi fumbling with an automatic weapon, purportedly captured in...
President Bush Declares Himself King George I
Wash., D. C. -- President George W. Bush's re-habilitation schemes took a startling turn yesterday when he declared that he was re-inventing the U.S. as a monarchy and proclaiming himself King George I of the...
Comedy Central Issues Colbert Quip Corrections
Comedy Central's news division today issued an apology for Stephen Colbert's "uncouthiness" at the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner last week, and issued corrections to several of the faux talk-show host's "stinging barbs."...
Moussaoui Gets Life, Bin Laden Repeals 9/11 Attack
As the news broke that 9/11 conspirator Zacarias Moussaoui had escaped the death penalty, al Qaeda leader Usama Bin Laden released an audiotape declaring that he had decided, as a goodwill gesture, to...
Sweet Home Al Qaeda
Hey, Mr. Rusmfeld and I just wrote an answer to that crappy Living with Canucks album. Did you know Rummy played banjo? Instead of a...
Answering That Miserable Douchebag Colbert
The more distance I get from this correspondents dinner, the more I realize Coldbrains isn't compassionate or conservative -- turns out the dude was MAKING FUN OF...
Jeb Bush Admits Real Name: Jibberish H. Bush
We join Governor Jeb Bush streaming live and screaming gibberish at a Tall ahassee, Florida press briefing...
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